my boyfriend’s two best friends are over and they’re all blazed as fuck dicking around on fruity loops and I’m just gonna get shitfaced so I can enjoy myself
does it make me a bad person if I hope that every teenage girl I sell a pregnancy test to gets a positive result?
about 98% of the time when i drink i always have two blue raspberry four lokos, always. no matter what the occasion or where i go. why? because they taste like heaven and i have never ever ever thrown up or had a hangover after i drank them.
for your health
i really like socks with animals or different things on them. my birthday is in less than 3 months please get me fun socks!!
i finally know what the get my babe for valentine’s day and it’s gonna be (drum roll) a coffee table!! (the crowd goes wild) no more drinks on the floor or ash trays on the couch arms!! thank god!! (someone hands me a ‘best girlfriend ever’ award) oh, you shouldn’t have!!
