Февраль 2012
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sucking dick is just the best thing in the world and if you don’t think so you’re probably a dumb idiot
really stoned eating maple nut goodies in bed
this is the peak of my existence
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if celine dion doesn’t make you feel emotional, i refuse to believe you’re a real human being
i’ll post the picture in a ‘read more’ so i don’t like sweat to death from looking at it on my blog
personally, i think this location would make a nice date night where he would make me stay on my knees and slap me in the face all night
i’m looking through my boyfriend’s old pictures on facebook and i found this one of him in his army uniform and i’m blushing so hard and i’m trying not to giggle he’s so hot GOD i’m like i’m sweating looking at this picture. it’s so funny to me for some reason. my face is really hot. jesus
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my mom gave me 100 bucks for taking care of my brother for 4 days while they were out of town. i’m so happy i could cry because now i can put gas in my car and buy cigarettes and beer
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really drunk watching animal planet with my pups and asking them ‘would you eat that?’ after every new animal I see
I really want some cereal and maybe a nice barf, whatever comes first
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here’s some helpful advice: don’t shop for pants when you’re having a ‘fat day’ because your pants won’t fit right when you put them on another time