January 2012
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maybe someday i can sneak a picture of my babe’s butt and plaster it all over the internet because it is drool worthy and sigh
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fudge you, butthole
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my mom complimented me on doing such a great job cleaning the bathroom and she offered to buy me a box of girl scout cookies ALL FOR ME. you see kids, it pays to do things well occasionally because then your parents will be super impressed when you do a good job
like, that is the most stuck up piglet i’ve ever seen and let me tell you i’ve come across a lot of girls in my life. i know one when i see one
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these are p.cool let's do this →
plasticbats:
Instructions: You should know these by now. 1: What do you put on hotdogs? 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? 5: Do you use your parking brake? 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? 7: Do you know how to play chess? 8: How often do you clean the...
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Anonymous asked: milklust
I miss my babe and my kitties and I don’t want to work early and I’m really good at complaining
