Март 2012
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maenila спросил(a): top 5 sexual fantasies
drunkinpublic спросил(a): top five best christmas presents ever received.
yeah dad i’m gonna eat birthday cake ice cream at 10 p.m. and there’s nothing you can do about it because i’m a grown up so nana nana boo boo stick your head in doodoo you fucking nerd
boy butts drive me nuts
internetgirl69 спросил(a): TOP 5 LOVE MAKING POSITIONS
ASK ME A TOP FIVE OF ANYTHING YOU STUPID TURD BUTTHOLES
Ask me my "TOP 5" anything! →
please come on do it come ON
I’m really glad I drive a stick shift because if anyone tried to steal my car there’s like, an 80% chance they wouldn’t be able to get anywhere and I can drive any car in the world so haha joke’s on you, you little rascals
‘how do I get my boyfriend to hold hands with me for more than ten seconds; and other concerns’ a novel by me
Февраль 2012
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working in the mornings isn’t all that bad I guess because every couple of weeks my boss will buy all the morning shift lunch from good restaurants. what a kind soul
I have a russian test today that I didn’t really study for but luckily my teacher only really cares about our presentation, which I did study for
hallelujah
it’s 48 degrees at 11:30 in the afternoon, I’m freezing and I’m probably going to die
I get to spend all day stocking the shelves with easter stuffed animals. this is a dream come true, I feel so happy. I mean, how could you not be happy in a sea of cute stuffed bunnies
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me and my babe are going to start a gym routine together and are also going to quit smoking together and the money I save from cigarettes I’m going to use to pay my gym membership
it’s a fail-proof plan
sandstormbydarude спросил(a): Someday I hope we will be able to meet in person and compare each other's lighter collections. I have a lot of American themed bics from last summer, they're some of my most prized possessions. A true American like you understands.
doctorkatz:
Giving birth to a human is the worst thing you can do because they are going to grow up and be miserable because all humans are.
tsychotic спросил(a): Oh my lordy you are so gorgeous <3 :o
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I just finished watching ‘contagion’ and I never want to come in contact or be touched by anybody ever again